That Song

By: Tom Hanlon and Liam Kenney

If you were expecting this song

To be deep and meaningful

You are sadly mistaken

I’m afraid

Woke up this morning

Had a project due today

Wrote the lyrics on a napkin

Threw the napkin away

The lyrics were so bad

They made my grandma cry

If they don’t get better

She will surely die

So help me out

Give me something to say

I could care less

‘Cause I don’t need an A

Lyrics are hard to come by

So I’ll tell it to you straight

Instead of telling you a lie

So if you were expecting this song

To be deep and meaningful

You were wrong

Now I’m making all this up

Improvising as I go

That’s the end of the song

That’s the end of the show